Age: 18
Chromosomes: XX
Blood Type: B-
Andrew Wyeth - Adrift (1982)
when van gogh was out painting in a field some kids shot him by mistake while they were playing with their dad’s shotgun but he told everyone he shot himself so they wouldn’t get in trouble and then he DIED and for a long time…
“June, look. What are those? “
“Sheep.”
“No. Those are baby cows. Where are their parents? “
“On the plates of Oklahomans …”
*maniacal laughter*
“… I think you need help…”
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
“The Greeks were great with geometry. Regular arithmetic, not so much.”
“It’s because they didn’t understand the concept of zero.”
“Why?”
“Well if you’re buying something you always start with one. It just didn’t occur to them.”
“But China, India and a lot of Arab countries used zero.”
“Ahhhh. I get it. Asians are stingy. The Greeks didn’t understand the concept of free. “
….
My father, everybody …
While we’re waiting for our bagels…
“Dad, let’s play jenga.”
“Jordan, June … I’m an engineer. This is too easy for me…”
Several rounds later…
“I give up “
“Dad, we have at least three more rounds. I thought you were am engineer.”
“Jordan, nuclear engineering has nothing to do with this. I don’t even know what nuclear engineering is…”
“Wasn’t that your major? “
“Yeah…”
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